1 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,640 Good morning. 2 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,000 Morning, squire. Good day. 3 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,559 George Gonzalo, esquire. 4 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,360 Prospero and Brown, legal. 5 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,839 I'm the executor and head trustee for the estate 6 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,879 of the late Theodore Athenaeus and this is his dog, 7 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:18,920 Tim. 8 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,639 This morning he was found missing, presumed run away. 9 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,679 In addition to your usual fee, my firm has authorised me to offer 10 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,879 a reward of £25,000 for his safe return. 11 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,879 - How much? - How much? 12 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,439 He's worth his weight in gold. 13 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,559 To be precise, 426 times worth his weight in gold. 14 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,439 At the close of yesterday's stock market, 15 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,960 Tim's net fortune was £320 million. 16 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,079 Theodore Athenaeus was heir to a vast shipping fortune. 17 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,879 A misanthrope and a recluse, he shunned the company of humans. 18 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,199 Tim, it's believed, was a traveller's dog who became 19 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,879 separated from his camp when giddy fortune's furious fickle wheel 20 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,679 brought him here the night a great fire swept through the house. 21 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,119 Now, no-one knows why, but Tim dashed into the house, 22 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,719 through the flames, roused Mr Athenaeus from his bed, 23 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,639 saving his life and earning his undying and, 24 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,279 it transpired, his dying gratitude 25 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,199 and made Tim sole heir to his fortune. 26 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,479 Was he barking mad? 27 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,799 Quite probably. 28 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,200 Though, when the extremely rich are mad, they're more usually 29 00:02:25,224 --> 00:02:26,744 described as eccentric. 30 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,039 So, who owns Tim now? 31 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,799 Well, no-one does. 32 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,959 No, as executor of Mr Athenaeus's will, I administer the estate. 33 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,519 His daily care is provided by a full time staff. 34 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,519 Butler, housekeeper, chef, stylist, personal trainer, 35 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,839 chauffeur, maid, groomer and gardener. 36 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,920 They've been informed you'd like to question them. 37 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,960 Wow. 38 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,639 What happens to all of this when Tim... 39 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,959 ...passes away? 40 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,439 It will be distributed equally amongst the 216 animal charities 41 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,960 currently supported by the Athenaeus Foundation. 42 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,280 Some doghouse. 43 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,040 And the million dollar question is, why would he run away? 44 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,719 Oh, Gloria! 45 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,999 The vet said he was suffering and we couldn't have that. 46 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,719 Mind you, he had a good innings. 47 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,160 Goodbye, Kent. 48 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,679 Old and faithful friend. 49 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,959 That's the dry cleaning, sweetheart. 50 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,680 He's still at the vet's until I can... 51 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,440 ...make the arrangements. 52 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,879 So, how many staff were here last night? 53 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,279 All. 54 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,319 Except Mr and Mrs Velverdi. 55 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,839 Butler. Housekeeper. 56 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,679 On dirty week in Saunton Sands. 57 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,079 It's English phrase for sexy holiday. 58 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,920 Although why British must make holiday to have sex... 59 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,839 So, when did you last see Tim? 60 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:18,039 Yesterday night, 9 pm, I bring warm milk and sing lullaby. 61 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,079 Always Old Blue his favourite, it's about a dog. 62 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,839 When I reach chorus, he join in. 63 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,759 A singing dog? 64 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,200 Dogs cannot sing. 65 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,480 I have these. 66 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,759 And this morning? 67 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:35,239 This morning, I arrive 6.30 with breakfast. 68 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,959 Monday is truffle Kobe beef, but door open and he's gone. 69 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,640 Mr Velverdi be very angry on return. 70 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,999 How did the door get opened? 71 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,239 He is very clever dog. 72 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,959 We move handle... 73 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,520 ...he jump higher. 74 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,039 So, it's not the first time he's done a runner, then? 75 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,840 He's a bolter all right. 76 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,919 Favourite game's playing hide and seek with the staff. 77 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,879 The outside doors are always locked and we exercise in here. 78 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,879 An individual canine fitness programme, 79 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,599 personally structured to his physical needs. 80 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,119 What's wrong with a good walk? 81 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,559 Yeah, because you love a good walk. 82 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,279 He's a right little Houdini's why. 83 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,680 Only time he doesn't try and slip his lead is at the cemetery 84 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:20,399 where the old man's buried. 85 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,559 We take him once a week to lay flowers. 86 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,199 Could he still be in the house? 87 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,839 Not a chance. 88 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,599 We went through the place with a fine-tooth comb. 89 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,919 We know all his little hiding places. 90 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,679 And he always comes out when he's hungry. 91 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,879 So, how do you think he got out of the house? 92 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,999 Maybe someone left the door open while we were searching? 93 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,279 Do you know why he ran away? 94 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,640 He's an ingrat chien. 95 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,720 I'm an animal stylist of international reputation. 96 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,040 Not that he shows the slightest appreciation. 97 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,479 What? 98 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,159 - There. - Right. 99 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,519 - Oh, he bit you. He bit him. - Oh! 100 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,399 He developed an aversion to diamante. 101 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,400 Before this, I was with a chicken in Monaco. 102 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,879 He had more style in a single tail feather 103 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,480 than this inelegant mongrel. 104 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,400 How many more of them? 105 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,799 I'm beginning to see why he ran away. Sebastian. 106 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,199 Have you had any luck? 107 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,719 Not a whisker. 108 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,959 I have checked all local veterinary practices, 109 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,399 animal hospitals and pet rescue centres and there's nothing 110 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,599 on the lost dogs website. 111 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,239 - Have you checked the dog pound? - No. 112 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,319 But, rest assured, I am on it. 113 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,999 Oh, and, just asking, but if we find him, 114 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,839 I do get an employee's cut of the reward money? 115 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,439 - Of course you... - No. 116 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,920 We'll discuss it later. 117 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,559 So, where to next? 118 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,280 His master's grave. 119 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,319 Backwards! I didn't mean to, did I?! 120 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,400 Do you know the difference between reverse and first? 121 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:04,544 Just stop, Frank, you're not driving! 122 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,839 A crematorium with a difference in that it allows owners 123 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,280 to be buried alongside their pets. 124 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,439 As well as dogs and cats, we also cater for snakes, 125 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,520 amphibians, poultry and fish. 126 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,040 Mr Athenaeus was a benefactor and patron of our ethos... 127 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,400 ...and chose us as his final resting place. 128 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,999 When the time comes, 129 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,399 Tim will be scattered beside him. 130 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,719 We were wondering if he might show up here? 131 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,199 It's possible. 132 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,920 One of our most regular visitors. 133 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,439 Every week, without fail, 134 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,160 he comes to lay flowers. 135 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,080 It breaks one's heart to watch him lying on his master's grave. 136 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Like Greyfriars Bobby. 137 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,359 Not a happy chappy, then, eh? 138 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,879 Quite bereft. 139 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,079 Poor chap developed a lick granuloma 140 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,359 on his paw caused by depression and had to be referred 141 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,879 to our animal psychologist. 142 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:20,039 If anyone has insight into the working of Tim's mind, 143 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,399 it would be Ms Carter. 144 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,759 - Could we talk to her? - She only works here one day a week. 145 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:30,680 The rest of the time she's a vet at the Lord Norfolk Rescue Centre. 146 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,879 He was tied in a sack and thrown in the river. 147 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,159 Who would do something like that? 148 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,639 The extent of human savagery to animals has long ceased 149 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,720 to surprise me. 150 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,959 OK, sweetheart, it will all be over soon. 151 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,239 Hang on, that's not...? You're not going to...? 152 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,960 Intravenous antibiotics. 153 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,480 OK, sweetheart. 154 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,479 You wanted to know about Tim. 155 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,759 Yeah, we believe he's one of your patients? 156 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,879 Tim was referred exhibiting signs of depression, 157 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,359 brought on by the death of his owner and subsequent change in lifestyle. 158 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,679 Change? 159 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,799 Mr Athenaeus treated Tim like a dog. 160 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,119 A situation that would have continued if not for three 161 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,719 little words in the wording of the will. 162 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,760 I love you? 163 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,239 "As would I". 164 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,679 That Tim be cared for as he would. 165 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,239 Of course, he never imagined they'd take him literally. 166 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,119 So, all the pampering was because of the will? 167 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,920 Nature turns into revolt when gold becomes her object. 168 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,720 Tim's a dog, not a human. 169 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,199 Is it any wonder he rebelled and ran away? 170 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,079 Hello, Luella Shakespeare. 171 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,760 Oh, hello, Mr Gonzalo. 172 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,679 OK. 173 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,200 We'll be right there. 174 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,560 It appears he didn't run away after all. 175 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,239 I've received a text from a withheld number. 176 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:06,039 £200,000, in used notes, to be placed in a bin 177 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,999 by the bandstand at noon tomorrow. 178 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,400 Like you could just get hold of that kind of cash and that... 179 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:12,479 I've already spoken to the bank. 180 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,519 I don't like it. It's too easy. 181 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,400 And what's to stop them from just keeping him and then upping the ransom? 182 00:10:17,424 --> 00:10:19,959 Tim's life is not mine to negotiate. 183 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,639 Contractually, and legally, I have no option. 184 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,199 Right, we need to stake out the drop point, 185 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,359 wait till they pick up the money and tail them. 186 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,999 Hopefully, they'll lead us to Tim. 187 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,159 If you think that's for the best. 188 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,479 And the next question is, how did they get in and out of 189 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,399 a house with no sign of a break in? 190 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,359 Have you got any CCTV? 191 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,439 The exterior and grounds only, but it's already been checked. 192 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,079 - They must have missed something. - Mm. 193 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,920 We need to take a look at the footage. 194 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,559 So, when you said, "We need to take a look at this footage", 195 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,319 you actually meant me? 196 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,879 Well, you're more suited to it then me. In what way? 197 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,919 Well, you know, you've got one of those weird brains, haven't you? 198 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,599 That was a compliment, by the way. 199 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,560 Which is why you're single! 200 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,839 - What do you think this shadow is here? - No idea. 201 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,479 Which leaves us with sweet Fanny Arkwright to go on. 202 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,000 Leaves. 203 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,559 Lea-a-aves! 204 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,159 No leaves... 205 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,199 ...leaves. 206 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,079 Leaves, leaves, leaves, leaves... 207 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,479 No leaves. Leaves. No leaves. 208 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,679 Leaves! Yeah, all right, I get it. 209 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:29,999 This footage has been tampered with so everything between 23.23 and 4.17 210 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,559 is taken from another night! 211 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,359 Well, the dognappers would never have time to do that. 212 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,079 Which means... 213 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,320 ...there was someone on the inside. 214 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,399 My money's on Wayne McKenzie. 215 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,239 Before he was a personal canine trainer, 216 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,879 he worked as a security guard. 217 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,239 Ah. 218 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,199 Well, if anyone knows how to fiddle with the CCTV, 219 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,639 then, it's him, isn't it? 220 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,599 I think we need to take a closer look at Mr Bondi Beach. 221 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,959 Can I bring my binoculars? 222 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,200 No, you won't need them. 223 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,719 Ooh, there we go. 224 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,440 Package is dropped. 225 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,279 Ajay Taxis. 226 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,320 Ajay? 227 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,599 Yeah, erm... 228 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,359 Park, back to the office. 229 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,920 Yeah, on the company account. 230 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,520 Gloria? 231 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,719 Suits you! 232 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,520 A lie, a wicked lie! 233 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,239 Are you looking for somebody? 234 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,280 No. 235 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,039 Yes. 236 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,679 Stupid. 237 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,359 Kent and I always took a walk at this time and I keep 238 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,359 expecting him to come bounding up with a stick, 239 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,040 or sloping out of the river covered in mud. 240 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,040 I'm sorry. 241 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,799 I just feel like part of me's missing. 242 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,840 Oh... 243 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,520 That's a bigger birthday cake than I've ever had. 244 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,279 Poor little rich dog. 245 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,719 There's definitely no love lost between him and the rest 246 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,519 of the staff, is there? 247 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,360 Perhaps they don't like being dogsbodies! 248 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,679 Are you going to do that all day? 249 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,159 Probably, yeah. 250 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,359 Clear the area! 251 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,359 Move, now! Police! Move, now! 252 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,720 Armed police! Clear the area! Now! 253 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,360 Clear the area! 254 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,599 Get the hell back, Frank! 255 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,840 A member of the public just called in a suspicious package in that bin. 256 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,119 What?! 257 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,760 It's not suspicious. 258 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,640 We put it there. 259 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,559 Abort! Abort! 260 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,680 Abort! Abort. Abort. 261 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,839 So, what's in it, then? 262 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,560 Er, yeah, it's 200,000 in used notes. 263 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,319 A £1 million mongrel? 264 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,640 Er, £320 million actually. 265 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,399 And you didn't report it because...? 266 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,559 Well, the bit where they said, "No police or the dog dies". 267 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,959 Tim's safety is of paramount concern. 268 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,599 Have you any idea how much an operation like this costs? 269 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,959 And as for you... 270 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,039 Oh, wait, hang on, let's not blame us, here. 271 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,999 Really, we should be blaming an over-vigilant member of the public. 272 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,159 These persons were acting under my instructions. 273 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,520 I take full responsibility. 274 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,719 I should charge you for wasting police time. 275 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,799 Placing £200,000 in a public waste bin may be foolhardy, 276 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,959 but it is not in contravention of any law. 277 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,519 Well, if you wish to dispute it, please, feel free to contact my 278 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,159 firm's criminal department. 279 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,199 That won't be necessary. 280 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,319 £200,000 ransom drop for a dog... 281 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,759 Yeah, that's novel! 282 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,200 Even for you, Frank! 283 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,799 Does this put Tim's safety at risk? 284 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,919 Possibly. 285 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,319 I mean, the drop was chaos, the police got involved. 286 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,519 We just have to hope the kidnappers get back in touch. 287 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,999 And, in the meantime, we should really try and track down 288 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,919 whoever's working for them on the inside. 289 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,520 Er, no, I don't think so, thank you. 290 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,479 The best-laid schemes. 291 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,599 On the bright side, those background checks on Wayne McKenzie... 292 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,959 Privacy settings on all his social media, 293 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,599 so I sent him a friend request. 294 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,959 I am never refused! 295 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,399 Anyhoo, it seems Wayne turned 30 a couple of days ago, 296 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,199 had a bit of a party. 297 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,079 Oh, look! Aw, good for him! 298 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,960 But look where he held it. 299 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,879 While the butler's away, the mice, they do play. 300 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,639 I'd better go and have a word with him. Er, alone. 301 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,319 I think this is a job for bad cop. 302 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,880 I can do bad cop! 303 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,640 I wouldn't say it's your natural métier. 304 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,959 We had a party. 305 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,719 What's wrong with that? 306 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,599 Well, I tell you what, why don't we ask your boss, eh? 307 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,920 Mr Velverdi. 308 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,079 Velverdi? Wellworthy. 309 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,239 Wellworthy, him, yes! 310 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,999 Because he's coming back off holiday in a couple of days, isn't he? 311 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,079 No. 312 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,519 All socialising is strictly forbidden on premises. 313 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,159 We lose jobs. 314 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,519 Ah. 315 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,239 So... 316 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:56,279 ...you turn off the CCTV and, while you're... 317 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,959 ...carousing, 318 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,799 someone sneaks in and takes the dog. 319 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,160 We weren't to know. 320 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,479 Who was at this party? Just staff. 321 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,719 Aah. 322 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,119 Anyone else know about it? 323 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,519 Of course not. Look, we just wanted some fun. 324 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,439 You've no idea what this job's like. 325 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,439 Waiting hand and foot on a bleedin' mongrel? 326 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,400 Are you going to report us? 327 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,600 Oh, let's just... 328 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,040 ...wait and see if he turns up. 329 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,400 And you're sure it's Tim? 330 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,999 I'm afraid I was unable to look. 331 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,960 Miss Carter identified him. 332 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,999 Have we your permission to transport the loved one? 333 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,559 Yes. 334 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,359 Thank you, Mr Baxter. 335 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,079 Rest assured, he will receive the very best 336 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880 that money can provide. 337 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,079 His final ensemble... 338 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,879 ...along a Gothic theme. 339 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,799 I'm thinking leather and jet. 340 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,999 Poor Tim! 341 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,439 Poor us! 342 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,119 That's 25K down the drain! 343 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,800 Oh, you're all heart, Frank! 344 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,199 Kidnapper very stupid. 345 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,279 Why kill golden moose? 346 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,119 Why're you asking me? 347 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,719 The police got involved. 348 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,679 If it's an organised gang of dog thieves, 349 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,559 perhaps it's a warning to others. 350 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,199 It could have been an accident. 351 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,159 I see no signs of trauma. 352 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,879 It's possible he was sedated and they miscalculated the dosage. 353 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,279 Could you do a postmortem? 354 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,839 There will be no postmortem. 355 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,119 Tim suffered enough indignity in life, without being further subjected in death. 356 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,399 No, he will be cremated and scattered next to his master, 357 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,440 in accordance with his will. 358 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,080 Could we have a quick word? 359 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,519 It's... 360 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,799 It's just we're wondering about the staff, because we do know 361 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,559 that the kidnapper had inside help. 362 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,439 Then it's a matter for the police. 363 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,640 My firm's obligation ended with Tim's death, as does yours. 364 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,239 You're welcome to the funeral, when you can present me 365 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,960 with your final invoice. 366 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,880 My sincere condolences for your loss. 367 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,360 Thank you for coming. 368 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,199 Thank you. 369 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,520 - That's, er, your invoice. - Oh. 370 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,999 It's quite a turnout. 371 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,159 Mr Athenaeus specified no expense be spared in giving Tim 372 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,800 the send-off he deserves. 373 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,680 Remember! Social niceties! 374 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,839 Anatole France said, "Until one has loved an animal, 375 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:24,559 "a part of one's soul remains unawakened". 376 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,560 So it was with Mr Athenaeus and Tim... 377 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,159 ...an animal who provided a lonely 378 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:38,039 old man with unconditional love, loyalty and companionship 379 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,040 in his twilight years. 380 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,080 ♪ Had a dog and his name was Blue ♪ 381 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,919 ♪ Had a dog and his name was Blue ♪ 382 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:56,319 ♪ Crying, here, Blue ♪ 383 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,479 ♪ You good dog, you ♪ 384 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,160 ♪ Blue chased a possum in a hollow log ♪ 385 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,040 ♪ Blue chased a possum in a hollow log ♪ 386 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,680 ♪ Blue chased the possum in a hollow log ♪ 387 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,759 ♪ And you can tell from that he was a good old dog ♪ 388 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:25,640 ♪ Crying, here, Blue ♪ 389 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,199 ♪ You good dog, you ♪ 390 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:35,439 ♪ Crying, here, Blue ♪ 391 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,439 ♪ You good dog, you... ♪ 392 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,839 May your spirit go in peace to the light. 393 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,119 ♪ I said, here... ♪ 394 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,519 Stop! 395 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,799 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 396 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,639 Stop! Stop the coffin! 397 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,279 Stop the coffin, no! 398 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,920 No, stop the coffin! 399 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,480 Sorry. 400 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,999 Erm... 401 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,520 I can explain. 402 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,520 Can you? 403 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,079 Yes. 404 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,799 Erm... 405 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,279 It's OK, it's OK, Frank. 406 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,520 - Don't be sad. - Oh... 407 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,959 The thing is that, erm... 408 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,879 ...Frank's dog passed away recently. 409 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,239 Passed away. 410 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,639 It was run over by a car. 411 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,959 And, erm... 412 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,599 And the thing is, Frank never really got a chance 413 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,040 to say goodbye to... 414 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,520 Oh, he was a good dog, too! 415 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,879 I know, I know. 416 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,600 And so, today, this has all been just a bit too much. 417 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,279 Let's get you home, shall we? 418 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,640 Come on. 419 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,799 Let it all out. 420 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,479 A-a-agh! 421 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,839 Sorry. 422 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,599 What the hell were you doing?! 423 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,199 Trying to stay on the case. 424 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,199 I don't know which dog was in that coffin, 425 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,520 but it wasn't Tim. 426 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,680 OK, see that? 427 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,840 That is a lick granuloma. 428 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,719 And? 429 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,760 And the dog they cremated didn't have one. 430 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,999 What, meaning Tim might still be alive? 431 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,960 Meaning the reward money... 432 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,559 ...is still up for grabs. 433 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,359 Well, why didn't you tell Mr Gonzalo? 434 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,919 Well, he wouldn't believe me. 435 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,439 Especially as they'd just incinerated the proof. 436 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,839 Why fake Tim's death when no-one stands to benefit? 437 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,759 Apart from a load of animal charities he patronised? 438 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,639 Didn't Mr Baxter refer to Mr Athenaeus as a patron 439 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,079 and benefactor? Yes, look! 440 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,599 Here, the Happier Hunting Ground Bereavement Support Service. 441 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,639 Chair, Leonard Baxter esquire. 442 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:56,119 Who, coincidentally, has an unlimited supply of canine corpses. 443 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,999 320 million divided by 216 charities is... 444 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,919 Is... 445 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,519 - A lot of money? - A lot of money. 446 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,840 Sebastian! Sebastian! 447 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,119 Thank you for doing this. 448 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,519 I thought it might be a bit close to the bone. 449 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,240 Any pun, on this occasion, entirely unintentional. 450 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,679 Happy to help, sweetheart. 451 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,719 It saves sitting around moping. 452 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,440 And, who knows, this might be what I'm looking for. 453 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,119 In the hour of your bereavement, may I welcome you 454 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,479 to the Happier Hunting Ground, Mrs...? 455 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,839 Bolton. 456 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,879 Vi Bolton. 457 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,719 VB Cargo, taking the hate out of freight. 458 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,719 And this is my son... 459 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,760 ...Kanya. 460 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,680 Say hello to the gentleman, Kanya. 461 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,999 You all right... 462 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,040 ...chuck? 463 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,799 The Farewell Room, where you can make a private goodbye 464 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,079 before entrusting your loved one to us. 465 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,039 And, er, after he's been entrusted? 466 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,079 He'll rest in an ambient temperature in our mortuary. 467 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,119 Frozen? 468 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,120 Preserved, fresh and intact, until the final send-off. 469 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,879 We offer a full funeral package including minister, 470 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,919 music and a wake for an all-inclusive price 471 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,560 of £2,000. 472 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,320 Ahem, plus VAT. 473 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,999 After which you'll receive between 3.5% and 4.5% of your loved one's 474 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,759 body weight. 475 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,200 These can be turned into symbols of remembrance. 476 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,840 Key rings, beads, silver-plated paw print cufflinks. 477 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,400 Mmm, very nice. 478 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,279 We also have a tattooist, who will mix a portion of your loved one's 479 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,039 ashes with ink, to create a more permanent reminder. 480 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,319 Can I get a tattoo? 481 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,960 Not until you're 18. 482 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,919 And, for our most discerning clients, which, if I may say so... 483 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,239 Shrouds don't have pockets, and, "If you've got it, spend it", is my motto. 484 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,519 Quite. 485 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:16,039 In that case, for £15,000, we can provide a magnificent 486 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,760 memorial diamond, made from your loved one's ashes. 487 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,320 We'll take it. 488 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,279 - All of it? - Apart from the tattoo. 489 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,159 And the cufflinks. We do have some standards. 490 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,519 Kanya, you're crossing your legs. 491 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,919 Why don't you pop into the little boys' room 492 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,960 while Mr Baxter and I crunch some numbers? 493 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,640 I hope to hear from you soon. 494 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,679 I'll be in touch. 495 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,719 Oh, there you are. 496 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,999 Say goodbye to the gentleman. 497 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,800 Goodbye to the gentleman. 498 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,879 Did you get what you wanted, sweetheart? 499 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,040 Yes, thank you. 500 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,200 And you? A quote for £20,000. 501 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,439 I don't know what's wrong with a shoebox in the garden 502 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,479 and a bit of a cry. 503 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,639 Kent's a little large for a shoebox and you don't have a garden. 504 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,960 There's got to be something better than this. 505 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,239 Tim has a deceased... 506 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,959 ...doggelganger. 507 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,959 Stop it! I swear, the next person to make a dog joke... 508 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,159 - No, I... I mean it. - OK. 509 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:43,439 Rex, a seven-year-old lurcher cross, who died three weeks ago from, 510 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,239 suffice to say, natural causes. 511 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,919 Delivered to the Happier Hunting Ground where he was deep-frozen 512 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,479 before being cremated and turned into a memorial bracelet. 513 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,239 But Baxter kept him in the freezer 514 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,479 and that's the dog we cremated yesterday? 515 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,199 But that doesn't make sense. 516 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,559 Why would somebody steal Tim and then fake his death 517 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,079 using a different dog? 518 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,399 I don't know, but if Tim's alive Baxter might lead us to him. 519 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,440 And he lives above the shop, so he should be easy to stake out. 520 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,639 He that is thy friend indeed, 521 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,599 He will help thee in thy need. 522 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,399 If thou sorrow, he will weep. 523 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,839 If thou wake, he cannot sleep. 524 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,799 Thus, of every grief in heart, 525 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,800 He with thee doth bear a part. 526 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,239 Have you ever had a dog? 527 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,119 Just the one, Blue. 528 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,720 Died in a hit-and-run. 529 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,960 Nah, it's too much responsibility. 530 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,719 It's like having a kid, but it won't look after you in your old age. 531 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,599 I always wanted a dog. 532 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,640 Or a cat. 533 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,919 But Mother was allergic to dander. 534 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,599 Dander? 535 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,159 Got a chameleon, though. 536 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,839 - Called it Karma. - You don't say? 537 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,279 You know? 538 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,919 Like, as in Culture Club. 539 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,000 - Mmm. - Yeah. 540 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,040 Oh, those were the days! 541 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,399 Let's play, "What Dog Am I?" 542 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,839 - Let's not! - Oh, come on! 543 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,239 Come on, it's fun. Go on. 544 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,599 So... 545 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,919 If I was a dog, what breed would I be? 546 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,399 - No idea. - Yeah, you do, go on. 547 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,719 Everybody looks like a dog. 548 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,799 I don't. 549 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,999 Hello! 550 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,039 Yes! 551 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,119 - Old English sheepdog! - What?! 552 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,799 Yeah! All big and shaggy, all that salt-and-pepper hair. 553 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,879 Ha! 554 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,040 So, go on, then. 555 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,759 I know what you're thinking. 556 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,520 - I'm not thinking anything. - Yeah, you are. 557 00:31:55,544 --> 00:31:56,879 Everybody says it, so... 558 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,919 Go on. 559 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,359 Go on, say it. 560 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,640 - Poodle. - Golden retriever... 561 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,079 A poodle? 562 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,359 A poodle?! 563 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,599 What do you mean, I look like a poodle?! 564 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,199 Well, because of the... 565 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,799 ...the froufrou. 566 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,079 The frou... The frou... Why would you say poodle?! Well... Frou?! 567 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,719 Thanks! Thanks a lot, Frank. 568 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,479 "Oh, morning, Frizzy Poodle Frou!" 569 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,520 I didn't want to play this game in the first place! 570 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,919 All right, you're a golden retriever. 571 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,039 Happy now? 572 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,560 No, it's too late, isn't it, now? 573 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,879 - Morning, campers! - Mmm. 574 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,359 Did you get out of the wrong side of the bed? 575 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,799 Spit it out, will you? 576 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,119 Hmm. 577 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,039 Leonard Baxter, aged 53, no record of any marriage, 578 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,639 clean credit check, no criminal convictions. 579 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,839 - Well, that was a waste of time. - Don't mention it! 580 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,519 Anything else I can help you with? 581 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,239 - No. - Yes. 582 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,959 Sebastian? 583 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,599 If I was a dog, what breed would I be? 584 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,559 Golden retriever. 585 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,680 Absolutely no hesitation, there, whatsoever. 586 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,559 Baxter never leaves this place. 587 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,039 I'm beginning to wonder if we're barking up the wrong tree. 588 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,359 - Eh, barking up the wrong... - Yeah. 589 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,159 I'm not in the mood now, it's not funny. 590 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,200 ...tree. 591 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,000 LNRC... 592 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,640 Hmm. 593 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,919 Ooh! 594 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,639 Baxter is not the only person who's got access to canine corpses, is he? 595 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,079 Dog B's owners were referred to Antigone Carter 596 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,279 for bereavement counselling. 597 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,520 Look, I reckon... 598 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:50,400 ...that this ransom video was made at the Lord Norfolk Rescue Centre. 599 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,120 Can you see that? 600 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,120 Don't just sit there, drive! 601 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,280 Mr Gonzalo, it's Frank Hathaway. 602 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,079 Yeah, we've got some new information. 603 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,399 Could you meet us at the Lord Norfolk Rescue Centre, 604 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,440 in Old Town? 605 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,880 Yeah. 606 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,759 Oh, Miss Carter. 607 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,039 Where is the dog? 608 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,999 At last count, we have 45. 609 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,199 Was there one in particular you had in mind? 610 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,760 Well, we know the dog you cremated yesterday was a seven-year-old 611 00:34:26,784 --> 00:34:28,199 lurcher cross named Rex. 612 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,039 This was taken here. 613 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,639 It's very clever, hiding a dog in plain sight. 614 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,599 And why on Earth would I do such a thing? 615 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,599 That is a very good question. 616 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,119 It's nonsensical! 617 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,439 Well, in that case, you won't mind if we make a search? 618 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,920 Be my guest. 619 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,840 Oh, look! 620 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,840 Hello! 621 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,599 Hello! Ooh! 622 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,880 Sorry. 623 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,119 You appear to be one missing. 624 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,679 Thibault. A Staffordshire Bull Terrier. 625 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,559 He was re-homed this morning. 626 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,600 Oh, really? 627 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,279 Well, how do you explain this, then? 628 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,520 Do you remember the portrait, Frank? 629 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,640 It's Tim's, isn't it? 630 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,279 Miss Carter? 631 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,999 Yes. It's Tim's. 632 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,599 The staff donated all his belongings to the centre when he died. 633 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,719 Oh, of course. 634 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,320 You have my apologies. 635 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,760 We've taken up too much of your time. 636 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,479 Before we go, could we just take a look through here? 637 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,520 Thanks. 638 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,799 This is from here. 639 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,079 That shadow is caused by that light shining through that sticker 640 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,439 onto the floor. Can you see that? 641 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,279 You call that evidence? 642 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,239 A court of law would not. 643 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,959 As to why a distinguished veterinary surgeon such as Ms Carter 644 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,199 would kidnap Tim and bury a dead dog in his place, 645 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,719 the idea is ludicrous! 646 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,879 And what about this place? 647 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,839 Another beneficiary of Tim's will, I presume? 648 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,079 No, you presume wrong, as neither Ms Carter nor 649 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,959 this institution stands to gain so much as a penny from Tim's estate. 650 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,479 I can only apologise for such unwarranted accusations 651 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,799 and reiterate these persons are no longer engaged by me. 652 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,199 Continue to pursue the matter and I shall be forced to regard 653 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,920 this as harassment and take action accordingly! 654 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,079 I was sure we were right. 655 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,119 Did you see her face? 656 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,200 I know we were. 657 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,959 Staffordshire Bull Terrier, my backside! 658 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,559 Well, where's Tim, then? 659 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,000 I mean, it's not like she knew we were coming and she had time 660 00:37:11,024 --> 00:37:11,999 to hide him. 661 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,559 Unless she did know we were coming. 662 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,679 How? 663 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,879 The only person we told... 664 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,319 - ...was Mr Gonzalo. - Gonzalo. 665 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,079 Not so fast, Speedy Gonzalo! 666 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,199 You two were in it together, weren't you? 667 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,799 Did you offer her a cut of the money? 668 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,999 Money?! 669 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,839 320 million, which was yours to distribute. 670 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,760 No-one would notice if a few million went astray. 671 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:33,239 Oh! 672 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,119 And you told Ms Carter we were on our way 673 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,319 so she could hide Tim. 674 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,439 I know he's here somewhere. 675 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,639 You have already searched the place and ascertained he is not! 676 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,320 Well, maybe we didn't look properly. 677 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,159 ♪ I had a dog and his name was Blue 678 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,319 ♪ I had a dog and his name was Blue ♪ 679 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,999 ♪ I had a dog and his name was Blue ♪ 680 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,360 ♪ I bet you five dollars he's a good one, too ♪ 681 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,359 I can explain. 682 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,440 We're all ears. 683 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,960 Hello! 684 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,399 Ms Carter and I often talked of Tim's predicament. 685 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,719 I counselled Rex's owners and they were struck 686 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,999 by the similarity. 687 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,720 So, I switched his corpse with one from here 688 00:38:34,744 --> 00:38:36,839 while we waited for the right opportunity. 689 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,479 Which came when I heard the staff talking about having a party, 690 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,839 that they would switch off the CCTV while it was taking place. 691 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,119 It seemed too good an opportunity to miss. 692 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,879 320 million. I bet it did! 693 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,039 The trust is rigorously audited, it would be quite impossible for me 694 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,719 to embezzle from it. 695 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,159 So, why did you kidnap him, then? 696 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,359 Don't you see? 697 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,480 It wasn't kidnap, it was a rescue. 698 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,759 ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪ 699 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,679 Tim can't see a mansion, 700 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,399 only the bars of a cage, 701 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,080 locked up and isolated. 702 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,279 Ah, there you are, dear fellow! 703 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,119 Hello, Tim. 704 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,559 Come on, boy, come on! 705 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,599 Let's get you out of here, come on, let's go! 706 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,199 That's it, that's it. 707 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,999 Got the rabbit! 708 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,479 We couldn't stand by and watch him being tortured. 709 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,199 You tipped off the police about the ransom drop? 710 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,959 I'm afraid so. 711 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,759 We had to make it look like Tim was dead 712 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,519 in order to get probate, so distribution should undo excess. 713 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,559 The money would go to worthy charities, 714 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,799 helping thousands, if not millions, of animals. 715 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,719 And Tim can be found a happy home where he can lead a normal life. 716 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:43,999 Where do we go from here? 717 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,720 Well, that is up to you. 718 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,559 If you report us to the police he'll be sent back and we will both 719 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,720 face lengthy prison sentences. 720 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,559 Oh... 721 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,879 We're not going to report you to the police. 722 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,159 Are we, Frank? 723 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,959 Well, hold your horses. 724 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,079 There is the small matter of the reward money. 725 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,559 Ah. 726 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,319 Stumbling block. 727 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,799 Tim would have to be declared alive and be sent back to Miranda Park 728 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,560 for the rest of his natural life. 729 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,559 Oh, cheer up, Frank! 730 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,839 You made the right decision. 731 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,719 It's 25 grand! 732 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,959 And poor Tim would spend the rest of his life being tortured. 733 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,519 Kobe beef for breakfast is hardly torture, 734 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,639 and it's 25 grand! 735 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,839 What price his pound of flesh? 736 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,719 £400 sterling. 737 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,439 Well, I'm happy to forego my share. 738 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,319 Me too. You didn't have a share. 739 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,800 Well, then, you definitely made the right decision! 740 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,720 So, what happens to him now? 741 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,679 He's a stray from the Lord Norfolk and he needs a foster home. 742 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,359 Just for a few days. 743 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,599 You're very sweet, and I know what you're trying to do, 744 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,719 but it's too soon. I'm not ready yet. 745 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,000 I understand. 746 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,199 Oh, poor little thing! 747 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,879 It looks like he needs a hug. 748 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,919 Oh! 749 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,439 Well, if there's absolutely nobody else... 750 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,720 Just for a few days, mind. 751 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,120 Don't say a word. 752 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,799 Red setter... 753 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,920 ...and an Afghan. 754 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,079 - Poodle! - Poodle! 755 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,959 Ooh, check out the jacket on that Scottish terrier! 756 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,399 You two are making this up! 757 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,479 All right, him. 758 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,479 - Bulldog. - Bulldog. Ah! 759 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,160 Oh, come on, you've got to admit it, Frank. We're right. 760 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,839 Gloria! 761 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,279 How's, erm...? 762 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,559 Jim. 763 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,399 Seb's suggestion. 764 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,639 And it suits him, he seems to answer to it. 765 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,879 Gloria, if I was a dog, what breed would I be? 766 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,799 - Golden retriever. - Ah! 767 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,239 Thank you! 768 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,439 Ah, someone looks happy. 769 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,839 Oh, we're getting on like a house on fire. 770 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,159 And he seems a fellow Joan Baez fan. 771 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,240 Bit of a picky eater, mind you, which is odd for a stray. 772 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,879 Still, I wouldn't be without him. 773 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,919 Worth his weight in gold. 774 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,480 You don't know the half!